armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

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ophelias-distress:

curiosity-destroyed-my-innocence:

micheledawnn:

I reblog this every time..  It gives me chills, just thinking about it. Because I could see myself doing this…

Aw

enjoy even the fuckin last moment of ur life.thats the point

ophelias-distress:

curiosity-destroyed-my-innocence:

micheledawnn:

I reblog this every time..  It gives me chills, just thinking about it. Because I could see myself doing this…

Aw

enjoy even the fuckin last moment of ur life.thats the point

(Source: keepcalmyourlordship)

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  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

(Source: lickettysplitt)

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beatusismybestfriend:

zoeatl:

sickinkkk:

When you see Mitch Lucker looking super badass in the You Only Live Once video clip then he’s here making a batch of goddamn cookies

like look at this shit

LOOK AT IT

I was going to reblog this an hour ago and it was still open as a tab. Fuck. My. Life.

A few days ago, I was in a terrible mood. Thinking nothing could cheer me up, I was proven wrong with this.

Rest in peace, Mitch.  

(Source: brutalink)

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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chipmunkfanatic:

gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

I call for a show of hands.

Reblog if you’ve ever gotten emotional support from a fictional character.

Cause I know I have.

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cvanillaa:

People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.

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forebidden:



MOM?

this will always be my favorite post

this is me everywhere I go

forebidden:

MOM?

this will always be my favorite post

this is me everywhere I go

(Source: catching13fire)

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recorrupted:


vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

(Source: alizebaby626)

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romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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